Priced For Nothing, Reacting To Everything

AI Summary Global markets broke to records while Bitcoin stood still. This edition traces that stillness: a theft the market slept through, bottom signals arriving through boredom rather than capitulation, and an options market priced for nothing while sentiment reacts to everything. fulltext: 273 chars | fulltext source: rss-fallback | summary method: extractive Original: https://research.glassnode.com/the-week-onchain-week-31-2026/ Source: Glassnode Insights